Showing posts with label haha. Show all posts
Showing posts with label haha. Show all posts

Monday, September 16, 2013

Friday, October 12, 2012

An Analysis of Analysis of WL's Bowling Techniques (if any) [in light blue ink =P]


WL seemed very enthusiastic about the bowling score sheets, and recorded down everybody’s awesome scores. [actually only recorded less than 30 numbers] For some unknown reasons, WL decided to lose his virginity (who the heck said this?) [was it Warren?!!] to bowling and took on 2 games. For many bowlers, there would be skilled / favorite ways to aim a strike for every single frame, for others, it would be a ‘how many pins would fall’ kind of goal. If I were to describe how I, War, PH and WL bowl, perhaps it would be something like this.

PH (the professional one): To aim the gutter and curve to pin 1 at the last min.
[like a pro]
War (the anyhow one): To see if the score is more cui than Jeff’s.
[like a noob]
Jeff (another anyhow one): To see if the score is more cui than Warren’s.
[like a anyhow!!]
WL (the one who [yet to] lose his virginity): To PK all corners of the lane in every frame!
[like a LOL]

I remembered that in PJ, an archery expert [Ming Yang] did mention: “an archer who is systematically wrong in aiming is better than a random archer, as a person who has a systematic error can be trained to be a consistent archer who has perfect shots.” So likewise, WL must be a talent in bowling as he is VERY consistent in taking down the corners! [haha] I shall give 3 examples out of the wholesome lot of awesomeness. [heh]

Example 1
(WL hits only pin 7 on the 1st try, and then hits only pin 10 on the 2nd try, perfect example)
[luck]

Example 2
(WL hits pins 7, 8,9,10 on the 1st try)
Jeff: WL ah, next one you just aim anywhere, you confirm gutter on the next try.
(WL gutters the 2nd try, since there isn’t any corner pins left) [wao!!]

Example 3
(WL hits pins 1 to 9 [amazingly], leaving only pin 10 on the 1st try)
Jeff: I go record the score’ 9 spare’ first, can save the trouble later.
WL: Anyhow only!
(WL spares on the 2nd try, saving Jeff the trouble to look at the screen for confirmation)
[Zz]

For some reason, after WL started to play, mine and Warren’s bowling balls started to curve towards the 2 corners, esp. the right side. [HAHAHAHA why ah!!] The objective also changed, from the original ‘whose score is more cui’ to ‘scoring lower than WL is very malu’. Luckily WL didn’t strike or spare a lot; otherwise even PH may have to bang his head on the wall. =/ after knowing WL for quite long, nobody actually discovered his true potential, someone should give him a prize! [farny]

wow took only 10mins to complete this exercise. note to self: take Jefferson's posts to analyse more often. blogging made easy.

Monday, October 8, 2012

A Failed Class Outing

also the day which i had been auspiciously waiting for. i could have said the outing didnt turned out exactly as planned, but that would be cheating oneself as this outing was never even planned out in the first place.

while it is uncommon to be eating chicken rice in the morning, it is definitely not to be eating it for lunch. however seeing that the past 2 weeks have been filled with many packets of chicken rice, i've decided to eat something else for lunch - some auspicious mac outlet. even if one assumes that Warren will be notified to eat lunch together, it didnt happen LOL!! [no big deal anyways]
Jefferson should have done this!! >> http://9gag.com/gag/5445856

this is the chui part when Warren arrived one minute before the agreed time, JinLong was late, so was WaiCheong [we thought so, but was not the case, you'll soon know why]
becos surprise WaiCheong was already outside of the bowling place o_O [did he take 187 from Boon Lay?]

so attendance wise according to facebook..

Jeff [there]
War [there]
Wen Long [supposedly not supposed to be there]
Jin Long [there]
Zi Kang [supposedly..]
Ming Yang(someone bring grass) [not there]
Wai Cheong [there]
Shawn [supposedly..]
Bing Han [not there]
Ronald [not there]

will let Jefferson elaborate on Bing Han and Ming Yang and Shawn. look below for the story of why Zi Kang was not there.

As the saying goes - one does not simply judge a book by its cover. this [ancient] saying aptly describes the HomeTeam NS Recreation Centre(?). An ulu first floor with some ulu shops made even Jurong looked like a busy CBD. a shocking realisation hit us when we reached the bowling alley counter. it was the most crowded bowling alley i've ever been to [1st of out 4]

becos we were slightly delayed in booking in at 2pm, the alley conveniently gave away our reservation to some other group. thanks again Warren! =D.

[waiting time to get a lane = 7 2 9 mins]

anyways when we finally got a lane to play at, it was fun to see Warren throwing so many balls into the gutters. Jefferson was like being super pro. Jin Long was trying out some moves which unfortunately caused him to have somewhat of a low score. Wai Cheong gave me a feeling that he's just here to throw some balls - average score. if i remember correctly, after round 1, Jefferson's score was over 100 and Warren's one is 99(?) (o_O)

will let Jefferson comment on my bowling techniques (if any) first before i start writing about it..

after the epic conclusion of this session, Jefferson was once again crowned as the champion [other times exclude when Peng Hau is also playing]
Warren was kinda sad his blowing skills became more chui than the last time
I me myself was lmao-ing the entire time at the bowling alley

ok time to leave and eat dinner. location: not the buffet place which was initially intended for class outing.

backtrack >> while waiting for the alley to provide a lane, Jefferson realised the attendance was freaking chui and wonder if Zi Kang should still come for the dinner. as the guilty one who planned the outing, Warren texted Zi Kang a message which roughly can be interpreted as "eh paiseh, i totally wasted your time. tonite dinner cancelled. byes" after which Zi Kang's like-a-boss replied who are you? actually i cant rmb if Warren actually identified himself to Zi Kang afterwards o_O
[somehow not as funny as i rmbed it to be.
shall let Jefferson have a try in relating this part]


back to the main story, we were on the bus thinking of a location to eat dinner. somehow Jefferson was not so keen to eat buffet. Warren is like thinking.. lau sai! lols..

randomly a poster of 太极 appeared at the bus stop and i sorta suggested to go watch it even though i had no freakin idea wad the movie was about
here's the trailer:


more on the movie later~

after alighting at some bus stop opposite of IMM, we started walking walking to Jcube, while singing school songs and recalling some fond [and some not so fond] of memories in JC. the best was still the Good News Cafe's kinda weird tasting coffee and drinking and believing that it would keep you away for all the boring lessons ahead. i hate PE class.

debate of physical/human geog and few school songs later..
stepped into the cold cold world which is globalisation [lols random] Jcube

Warren was persistent not to eat at the fish place as they serve fish.
tats why we ended up eating in some chili place.

[copies Jefferson's overall lousy rating at the resturant, but praising how cute the penguins the ice skating ring is offering out for rent at a reasonable rate of $10 for 2hrs] [agrees with Jefferson on the pro-ness of the staff working at the ring] [played with their sweetener and sugar packets, kena loled by the waiter/staff] [eating with knife/fork like in EwF but not exactly the same]

after tat kinda weird dinner, we had to have Koi. cant figure out why Jefferson is shocked i bought a $5 cup of milk tea. Warren also bought something. some thing.

headed to the library for Warren to return the books which he probably just borrowed for fun. Jefferson was informing us on some disease/virus/epidemic that causes kidney failure which we should not take lightly o_O

the movie i can say is the most random 98 minutes of my life. even for me, this show is epic-ly random. but would say is random funny, not random weird. Peng Hau would enjoy this movie. Jefferson and Warren obviously enjoyed it? i cannot be more vague on this movie
as another saying goes, all good things does not simply come to an end. the next part of the movie is slated to come out within this month. not sure is true or just bluffing the public. anyway if possible next outing?

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Sunday, February 12, 2012

12 / 02 / 12

I want many things in life. Things I don't fight for.

Things that I deem should have been done but have not yet the mood to do.

Today is a special day. Because I say so.

Review Resolutions 2011
1.im going to be more tolerant of other's actions
- hm.. I guess so? but all along my level of tolerance is quite high I suppose?
rate: 6/10

2. not to judge a person unnecessarily
- I think I fail this leh
rate: 2/10

3. stay happy everyday =D
- yup this one definitely quite ok. though could have been much better. will continue pursuing this
=D
rate: 6.5/10


Chinese New Year Day 1
Damn sian didnt have enough time/motivation to ensure i got myself a new pair of shoes. i like my old sneakers. but a new one won't hurt, especially if it's chinese new year!


This year i think i got more red packet money o_o


Everyone seems to have grown up abit more.


Except me.


Chinese New Year Day 2
Didnt win as many rounds of card games like last year. Playing BLUFF with one deck of Poker Cards is pathetic. Too easy to control the game.


did i eat Mac or KFC that day?


oh ya i owe Jeff $10!!! hope he is skimming through my content, and skip this part without being reminded of WenLong owing him money


I'm a childish person
and i think i forever will be one =P?


people come and go while i seem to be the one stuck in that time.


if i can just stop dreaming


and start living in reality.


and be happy.


Zzz

Monday, December 19, 2011

'update guild outing leh~' - Jefferson

shall take time during my tour of duty in the ops room to update this almost dead blog. btw Christmas is coming.. under the mistletoe.. shawty with you.. under the mistletoe tonight..

wah these few days damn sian sia. keep raining like crazy, ytd also. went to city hall for family dinner [korean food - er expensive..] maybe next time get more fried dumplings. chinatown? =P

recently playing private server v102, ascension. wah even though only exp 8x so easy to train battle mage sia. though kinda sian also using the same staff for the same attack (finishing blow?). lol seems familiar.. using Lucky7 since lvl10 =DD
training for wild hunter 4th job. wad skill look nice ah?
should also try dual blade.

gonna spam lots of statements that should have been tweets

eh actually the Secret Garden OST sounds not bad leh

wow recently a new batch of REC just POP from PES E BMT, HRI. their ORD date : Nov 13.

feel like going back kushinbo to eat the fondue. chicken on stick not bad also. steamed egg!


tml back in office, can't wait for weekend leave!


-- end of 'tweets' --


[waiting to copy jefferson's account of the guild outing]

Sunday, November 13, 2011

JULY BABY


Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to 
be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. 
Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's 
feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. 
Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. 
spazzy at times.
Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. 
Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive
and forms impressions carefully. Caring and 
loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of
sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people
through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties 
in studying. Loves to be with friends . Always broods
about the past and the old friends. Waits for 
friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive
unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 
mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days

Friday, November 11, 2011

11 11 11

wad an auspicious day to take leave =D

anyways happy birthday to Ms Karen! entire section went to Swensens ytd to 'celebrate', more like finding a convenient excuse to go out camp for lunch and skip work. found that a new candy shop just opened in the basement of JP. it's those kind of expensive choc shop that looks damn nice but the things are too ex and sucky.
on the ride back to camp, the NSFs decided to ask random things about our boss's life [more like stalking his daughter] all kinds of stupid questions came out. found out his daughter is studying archaeology in Australia. then Nicholas asked "did she find any dinosaur?" HAHAHA! all the NSF were like laughing in the car. my boss didnt really care. he said 'no la'. then after he explain some things. i emphasised 'so she didnt find any dinosaur la?' then the whole day keep talking abt this dinosaur thing.

ok nothing much to do.

backdated the post to the auspicious timing 11 11 11.

25 11 11?

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Saturday, October 29, 2011

considerably quite happy

Haha! Cake cream on face!!

Seems like 26th Oct is quite a popular birthdate. Early morning I woke up and saw that 3 of my friends' birthday fall on that day. Yinhao, Ronald and 3SG Yap Yong Kong!!
Happy Birthday to them again!
wonder if Yinhao finished the box of chocolate I gave him..


Today's mood considered quite good that's why decided to feed my blog a new post. Or else, half a month later I would feel super guilty of being the lazy person I am for not updating. < my grammar like abit [actually I think alot] wrong leh.


In between today and the last update, quite alot of things happened I think. As usual I am the lazy person who post like outdated stuff. Some I even forgot when it happened.


Sometime during one of the weekend..
decided to go Vivo City and walk and walk, without any purpose anyways. For most people, what would be an hour's journey from Jurong to Vivo, I [insert appropriate adjective that I can't think of] [stupidly?] took a bus, which number I forgot, that promised to drop me opposite Vivo. Being a super gundu person, I [purposely?!!] missed the stop and thought of alighting at the next stop. Which of course didn't happen because it would be super weird for only me to alight at the middle of no where. Then I conveniently stayed on the bus as if I knew where it was headed to. At least I enjoyed the view of the Singapore Flyer, the helix bridge, and the casino I think?
When I finally got off the bus, walked for 5mins to reach one of the circle line MRT stations - Mountbatten. I finally understood why that kind of ulu place needs a MRT station. Then took the Circle Line to Dhoby Ghaut and afterwards switched to Purple Line, then straight down to Vivo City.
From Boon Lay to Harbourfront - 2hrs
Cost - priceless -_-ll
At least I reached my designation, and on the journey managed to unlock Pulse of the Trishula. Damn good card sia. A definite game winner.


Then last week went with Jefferson, Warren and surprise guest Tean to Seoul Garden Yishun. If Warren wasn't late, Jefferson wouldn't have been to the library and read some book about sex. So ya blame him.
Lunch was fun. Rainbow Raisin Rice!! =D nice one Jeff. Didn't really drink alot of water. How come there wasn't any luncheon meat?!!
Afterwards went to watch movie What's Your Number?


Eh wait before that went to KTPH right? If you want to know why, pls go ask him, he is better suited to answer your queries pertaining to this matter
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=664457556
Don't really want to write about the time in hospital, was actually kinda boring, unless you are hoping to find a place to study, or enjoys playing hopscotch like Warren.

One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful

Baby you light up my world like nobody else
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
But you when smile at the ground it aint hard to tell
You don't know
You don't know you're beautiful

Monday, September 26, 2011

disrespect your surroundings

lol

haha, it's has been quite a long time since i actually posted any opinions (other than the ones reflect my sian-ness towards NS) maybe can rethink of what is there to look forward in life (other than booking out on time)

for those who didn't know, today is 32nd Armour Anniversary Day. basically nothing much (other than reporting to SAFTI MI in armour polo t-shirt and PT shorts, sitting in a hall looking at the highly enthu officers playing captains ball and dogdeball, with free buffet lunch which tasted random, and finally being able to reach home at about 2pm)
AHQ is really pro in playing captains ball o_O

just hope for NS to pass by as soon as possible, and get on with life. to do what you really want


You can take everything I have
You can break everything I am
Like I'm made of glass
Like I'm made of paper
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Saturday, May 21, 2011

after this im doing my hwk

what bullshit. as if so many years of compulsory education is not enough -_-ll, even NS got homework. Today got invited out for movie but I'm quite sian of going out every weekend. I want to spend this friday and weekend in peace [=stay at home download maple and play].

You know that I'm a crazy bitch,
I do what I want when I feel like it,
All I wanna do is lose control,
But you don't really give a shit,
You go with go with go with it,
Cause you're fucking crazy rock-n-roll

LOL the chipmunk version actually sounds better. But the original one also quite nice. Yes, quite nice, even though it's a meaningless song.

O_O Priest. Watched this nice movie with Jefferson on Vesak Day. Ok random la, but damn nice sia! Especially the part around 1:51 - LUCKY7. Actually was slightly disappointed the movie was so short.
And then went to eat golden deal 2 @ LJS for lunch/breakfast/brunch =D

Before the movie the trailer for Captain America - The First Avenger was shown:
Looks epic. I'm definitely looking forward to the movie. I'll apply leave to watch the movie if necessary!!

Ya actually last Vesak Day I went to walk around Bugis area. Walk walk walk then suddenly saw a somewhat familiar cafe named Chemistry. I think it's the same one my friends and I walked past last year when I lost my pink IC [ORD LO!!] after some [Geog] exam and went to Lavender (quite near Bugis) to get a replacement. Brings back quite alot of stupid memories of PJC..

more videos!!

just when you think the Nyan Cat [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4] was stupid XD

this's one the few videos that makes me LMAO while ROFL XDXD

Speaking about funny, recently I came across a video comment on youtube. It goes like this:

To whoever says "ssdvjlzhzshdkgfzbjbzsjfklbvjK­LHNVLIZUehbfz sorry, I was just wiping the jizz of my keyboard."

1)why is your penis within range of ejaculating on your keyboard?

2)even if you're using a laptop, your pants and underwear didn't block it?

3)If you wipe it like that, semen will get in between the crevices of each key

4)there's a backspace button!

59


even more [music] videos


Throw it away
Forget yesterday
We'll make the great escape
We won't hear a word they say
They don't know us anyway
Watch it burn
Let it die
Cause we are finally free tonight

WOAH been looking for this song for a super long time, till I forgot about it -_-ll. Recently my friend played this and I was like "EH! wads this song?!!"

I just got this song that came out 2 years ago in the last week..


In my opinion, it's better than the original one by Jessie J. You can judge for yourself. Compare this guy voice with Jessie's voice in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBYOl-HpPRM


prefer the one without the rap by Kanye West.


You must be thinking why this guy so weird one? Keep watching random videos on youtube for the entire day! Actually I'm waiting for my download to finish. Download for the MapleSEA client very slow sia.. Finally got it after like 8hrs!! If you want to download the whole client installer, here's the link: MapleSEA — Download Game Client


Since today not very lucky, I think most probably the installing will fail. So I'll wait for another lucky day to install Maple.