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You all know exactly what you want

What about you? What do you want?

I don't know. Nothing

Cmon what about when you were a kid? All kids want something.

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jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high, dropped his fly, and said, "do you wanna?" jill said yes and dropped her dress, they had a lot of fun, but jill forgot to take her pill, and now they have a son.

Boy: Is you're name Google?

Girl: NO!!! :( why would my name be Google?

Boy: Because you are everything i'm searching for :)

So... the elephant says to the camel "Why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" The camel replies "That's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face."

a mother walks into her sons room and glares

mum: I smell weed, have you been smoking?

son: Mum I'm shocked, how do you know what weed smells like?!?!!?!

mum:..... -_-' damn

"I LOVE Eminem!" "I like skittles better..." "No, the rapper, idiot..." "Your the idiot, what's so good about M&M wrappers?!"

A man and a wife get a new computer. They get to the point when they have to decide on a password. The man types in "mypenis" and the woman falls over laughing when an error message pops up and says "Error. Not long enough"

When Life Gives You a Bad Romance, show everyone your Poker Face, buy a new Telephone, call Alejandro, and you guys Just Dance!

90 people have Swine Flu & everyone wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS & nobody wants to wear a condom.

Know Your Meme: FAIL

Happiness Is No Laughing Matter..

an abstract by Sanusha d/o Sritharan

Consider the average Singaporean youth. Having brainwashed since his youth that to he happy one needs to study well and get a good job, education becomes the sole obsession in his life. If it is not, then he usually will get scolded for being distracted by supposedly frivolous temporary pleasures such as hanging out with his friends. He then willingly submits to putting himself under huge amounts of stress in the hope that one day in the future, his hard work will pay off and he will be able to say that he has achieved happiness in life. It is possible to see that depending on how one chooses to pursue one's goals for happiness. he could then be subjecting himself to much unhappiness first. Hence, happiness as a goal is no laughing matter, as benefits will only be seen in the long term and choices have to be made wisely.

Quote of the day

"all guys do wad! who won't do de!!!"

- jefferson

too U.S.-centric? Bruce Handy responded to the criticism this way:

Hey—it's the American century. Clearly, the Europeans were the great innovators in terms of high modernism. But when it comes to popular culture this century has been all American. American popular culture is really the arts story of the century's second half. The music the world listens to, the movies the world watches, the junk food the world eats are all American—or largely American influenced.

Math tells us the saddest love stories:

Of parallel lines who were never meant to meet. Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever. Of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but never could be together. Of circles, who will always go in rounds and never end. Of angles, who were once together on a line, but were separated to certain degrees.

- quote from someone who may

or may not be quoting someone else

Wa Ytd ah

seems like im quite lucky these few days o_O i shall blog abt today's events then go back to ytd. didnt blog ytd cos too lazy =P and played Pokemon SoulSilver the entire evening.. ^^

i really like my new current timetable, which ends very early for almost everyday, unless got some extra activities like today la. anyway, physics was slack, going thru paper1 corrections. apparently i got wrong for most of the questions warren got correct. total marks: 40

wenlong - 21

warren - 20 aw?

jefferson - 21. obviously copied my ans lol jk =P

penghau - more best: nvr do -.-

apparently all 3 got alot of careless mistakes here and there. like my superposition qn la. forget multiply by 2 and jefferson go minus 1 somemore. sian sia Zzz. so difficult la the paper. this time tikum power decreased liao~ T.T jefferson seems to have more careless calculations this time. and warren is like stoning too much. walao ask me qn still can stone ah. and purposely must wake up when i finish saying the answer =.=!!

warren wakes up with a "huh?"

MATHS - sibei slack. just sit there listen to complex numbers. warren drew a very big spiral, i mean circle. and i also was very sian of lesson. then half-way through lesson, i went to toilet cos i see her like answering ronald's qn. when i come back, i see the class talking and asked warren,

WL: eh, got break ah?"

War: ya? isnt tat why you went toilet?

WL: er.. actually i went out before she announced got break..

War: o_O er ok

WL and War: ~wa tat means she purposely one la. declare break when i go toilet~ =.=!!

assembly = slack.

all i did was sit/stand upstairs listening to the ex-vp talk about life. several funny moments during this assembly. speaker mr dennis yeo

1. dennis was trying to ask the audience to do some hand-brain coordination thing. something to do with left hand turning forward and right hand turning backward. actually the point is tat once the speaker said this, OCC spontaneously just did the correct thing, when ms tan sitting on her left gong gong one cannot do. occ seems happy she can do tat. lol random.

2. when the speaker mentioned something abt studying 5hrs straight of physics, ms cheng was clapping her hands up in the air. LOL she also seems happy.

3. something abt staying up till late at night and marking essays. you think teacher really likes marking ah? WOA THIS ESSAY VERY INTERESTING [put ticks all over the paper] ms tan was laughing. she seems happy

4. ..arrange consultation sessions.. must chase/force you to come.. unlike Jesus/Buddha/.. no need to find followers, just sit at top of hill wait for them to come. mr chu laughs loudly. HAHAHAHA. he seems happy

so many things ah?.. refer to http://www.jumpinjellyfish.blogspot.com/

hopefully there got some mention. no mention then go whack the owner of tat blog for answer.

ok time check: i got 12 more mins till 10pm. gotta start revising or else tml mock sure fail like siao.

actually nth happened much for tuesday also. warren and jefferson had a more fun time. so ya. lol so lazy to blog liao.

and yes, i changed the music again. poker face! california gurls. tik tok. fireflies. baby.

instrumentals only

To Look Into A Mirror..

have you seen yourself clearly into a mirror lately? i know i have. cos i shaved. is that part of growing up? what does it actually mean to grow up? i wonder why people want to grow up so fast. i want to cling on to my memories. memories of joy in my pri sch which passed by too fast. i regret not doing anything much in sec sch. i really love my JC life. i love my college. my teachers [ok cancel richards]. my frens. my cca mates. my favourite spot in the cafe. how could i not? i spend more time in sch than at home. the sch is whr i have fun, laughing out loud and spamming random catchphrases. today i was in the same bus as my jc2 classmate, my sec4 classmate and my pri6 classmate. ppl change too much and too fast. my thoughts are getting more and more random and difficult to manifest in text..

whatever. time to start ranting on stuff!!

bloody hell Chaos Sorcerer became limited again -.-

wads the point sia..

some addition to Semi-Limited list:

- Honest (about time..)

- Cyber Dragon (from limited. er maybe i'll create a Cyber Dragon deck soon)

- Demise, King of Armageddon (from limited.. now my chaos deck is more complete ^^)

though the post shows it was posted at midnight, i decided to cheat abit and update it in the late evening =P today class was so slack =P

today 180 bus so slow and i got to sch at ard 7.30am and penghau was like hehe ^^ [LOL]

and i ate penghau's cake in maths class. quote tiangyun "so sinful"

chem prac was fun! except the part tat the CuCO₃ residue is like so er.. chui, cos it like forms some kind of goo tat was like so difficult to dissolve in acid..

geog was slack. HAH!

100 truths

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 100 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged(TOTALLY RANDOM!!!). You have to tag the person who tagged you.

(To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, copy and paste this note, erase my answers and enter your own, tag people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)


WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: Coffee Tea
2. Last phone call: Starhub prepaid hotline. lol
3. Last text message: Azmira
4. Last song you listened to: Beautiful Soul
5. Last time you cried: forgotten.. almost cried like half a month ago watching Clannad

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: No
7. Been cheated on: No
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: No
9. Lost someone special: No
10. Been depressed: Yes
11. Been drunk and threw up: No.. still underage

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12.Black
13.Purple
14.White

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2010)
15. Made a new friend: definitely
16. Fallen out of love: was never in love!!
17. Laughed until you cried: Not yet
18. Met someone who changed you: eh, not really? o_O
19. Found out who your true friends were: i already did tat before 2010
20. Found out someone was talking about you: err. no idea.
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: NO
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: wah, take long time to count. like 100+?
23. How many kids do you want to have: depends..
24. Do you have any pets: No, but i want a cat ^^
25. Do you want to change your name: No. i like my name =P
26. What did you do for your last birthday: it was a school day.. so ya.. nth special
27. What time did you wake up today: 3.35am
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: probably sleep
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: the chance to eat candy after buying it.
30. Last time you saw your Mother: like 10mins ago
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?: gain mass. -.-
32. What are you listening to right now: Clannad OST
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: No. unless they changed their names to Tom
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: the fact that im very bored
35. Most visited webpage: www.ruleofchaos.blogspot.com

36. Whats your real name: Koh Wen Long
37. Nicknames: anyhow?
38. Relationship Status: Single.
39. Zodiac sign: Leo
40. Male or female or Justin Bieber?: male. wad does a justin bieber mean..
41. Elementary?: Jurong West Pri
42. High School?: Pioneer Sec
43. College?: Pioneer JC
44. Hair colour: Black
45. Long or short hair?: Short!!
46. Height: ard 1.7m
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: haha maybe XP
48: What do you like about yourself?: nth. but strangely i dun hate myself either
49. Piercings: none
50. Tattoos: none
51. Righty or lefty: righty

FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: hm.. cut out ingrown toenail. wah very nice to watch
53. First piercing: -
54. First best friend: JianYao
55. First sport you joined: swimming?
56. First vacation: -
57. First crush(when): -
58. First pair of trainers: -

RIGHT NOW
59. Eating: nothing
60. Drinking: Coffee Tea!!
61. I'm about to: do another of this tagged notes thing
62. Listening to: Clannad OST
63. Waiting for: this quiz to end!!

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids?: Yes
65. Get Married?: maybe not..
66. Career?: psychologist (Y)

WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: eyes
68. Hugs or kisses: hugs
69. Shorter or taller: shorter
70. Older or Younger: ard same age? lol
71. Romantic or spontaneous: either
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: wth does this mean?
73. Sensitive or loud: sensitive
74. Hook-up or relationship: @_@?
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: ..

HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: No
77. Drank hard liquor: No
78. Lost glasses/contacts: YES!!!
79. Sex on first date: No la
80. Broken someone's heart: No -.-
81. Considered giving up on life: almost
82. Been arrested: yes. minor offence XD
83. Turned someone down: No
84. Cried when someone died: Not yet
85. Fallen for a friend?: No

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: in wad?
87. Miracle: No
88. Love at first sight: No
89. Heaven: Yes. though i dun believe in god. LOL
90. Santa Claus: No
91. Kiss on the first date: believe in kissing? random..

92. Angels: Yes

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
93. Regretted befriending someone?: No
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No -.-
95. Did you sing today?: HAHA yes..
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: No
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: pri6
98. If you could pick a period of time from last few year and relive it, what would it be?: my JC1 year, had lots of fun. can take out GP or not ah?
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: No
100. Posting this as 100 truths?: No. ok fine yes

why nat ho doesn't smoke

987FM radio: complete the sentence. you wouldn't light because __________.
Nat Ho [enthused]: because there are better ways to get high!!

LOL!

Through the looking glass

Let me think: was I the same when I got up this morning?... But if I'm no the same, the next question is, Who in the world am I?... I'm sure I can't be Mabel, for I know all sort of things, and she, oh! she knows such a very little!......if I'm ... Mabel, I'll stay down here! It'll be no use their putting their heads down and saying 'Come up again, dear!' I shall only look up and say, 'Who am I, then? Tell me that first, and then, if I like being that person, I'll come up: if not, I'll stay down here till I'm somebody else.'

Lewis Carroll - Alice's Adventure in Wonderland

update

Jasima: we don't usually use sodium metal..

Bing Han: how about lithium? o_O

Jasima: lithium is even worse!!

LOL XP

OCC: [....]

Jefferson: [...] short and sweet ^^

OCC: What short and sweet?!! F5

it's long and spicy!!

=P

There is no such thing as luck. People determine their own lives. Do you agree?

"Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

popular notion that life is a result of actions people put in place. actions produce results. there is no room for luck

Misfortunes

If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart.

-socrates