SALAD PARADISE OUTING [copied]

War’s unit kena activated to an overseas mission in India [XAW?], so he seemed to have a lot of free time before, between and after his trips. (Machiam ORD already sia [ORD LO!!])

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Original plan: To go Ikea for a walk, since nobody knew what to do.

What War wanted: To go JP for a movie, then go JCube for dinner. [buy mp3, koi]

What WL wanted: To go JCube for movie and dinner, unsure about Ikea. [buy something]

What Jeff wanted: To go Ikea and eat dinner around there, no need movie. [??]

What we really do: Everything settled at JCube, No Ikea meatballs. =/

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So yep, at a very [somewhat] auspicious 5pm, while I was sitting at the spectator seats watching people ice skate (wearing jacket and cap). It’s a nice feeling to remain ‘shady’ [wah cool siol] and looking at the pros skating around and the small kids riding the cute penguins, while feeling the slight chill and listening to the high bpm music. Ice skating ftw! =D Shortly after, WL arrived at location with almost no difficulty in location my position.

Jeff: WL ah, how the heck you know where I sit?

WL: Cos you are the only person who wears a cap what.

Jeff: O_O

[one does not simly remain shady wearing a jacket and cap in the middle of the  bench]

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WL’s Nokia bounce phone had no SIM card, and his HTC contains his old number. So me and War decided to ‘raid’ his bag and found almost nothing (is there any used/unused condoms? [lucky hide inside wallet]). After calling his phone, I realized his pants had some vibration and hey, mission accomplished! Well, it turned out that after months of ranting of getting a phone from WL, he finally got a new I-Phone for himself! Is it an I-Phone 5? It looks rather small though! [are you freaking serious?!! it's like bigger than iphone4!] A rather nice phone, so he [Jefferson] decided to check in at the first possible opportunity, not bad! =P

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War: I don’t think anyone else has ever ordered this… O_O

WL: Is this the sample or display set? v(o.O)V

Jeff: ^^

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Luckily WL didn’t add his curry sauce [sianz!], or Jurong may have an ambulance call for a case of stomachache. The margarine and chili did enhance the taste of the corn and chicken respectively! The thousand island seems a bit strange, and for the cheese powder, well it's really eating that for fun, it doesn’t go well with anything except fries. =/

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Movie: Wallflower. What’s the exact name? [the perks of being a wallflower?]

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Overall: Can watch. =) [to mute volume when old songs are playing]

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That’s all for this awesome post! Now waiting for WL to give his professional [^^] evaluation! =D
[lol tats all for a anyhow commented post, which is still quite fun]

Yup

Hey all! this's the time of the month whr i choose some part of Jefferson's blog post to reply/lol/comment/tear down

as usual my comments are in green ink below..

here it goes, the copied text from Jeff's blog! ^^

Memories of Metro SIF came flooding back to us as we talked how stingy the people were [true to small extent], how cui the balloons were made [especially Jeff's and mine], how Interact made Tean served much more extra hours than usual (I thought he liked it? yes yes!!). Suddenly reminded of a customer buying my cui dog for $10 [kena scammed]. How heartwarming could that be? [nice!] =P XP

here's my vague reply

An Analysis of Analysis of WL's Bowling Techniques (if any) [in light blue ink =P]

WL seemed very enthusiastic about the bowling score sheets, and recorded down everybody’s awesome scores. [actually only recorded less than 30 numbers] For some unknown reasons, WL decided to lose his virginity (who the heck said this?) [was it Warren?!!] to bowling and took on 2 games. For many bowlers, there would be skilled / favorite ways to aim a strike for every single frame, for others, it would be a ‘how many pins would fall’ kind of goal. If I were to describe how I, War, PH and WL bowl, perhaps it would be something like this.

PH (the professional one): To aim the gutter and curve to pin 1 at the last min.

[like a pro]

War (the anyhow one): To see if the score is more cui than Jeff’s.

[like a noob]

Jeff (another anyhow one): To see if the score is more cui than Warren’s.

[like a anyhow!!]

WL (the one who [yet to] lose his virginity): To PK all corners of the lane in every frame!

[like a LOL]

I remembered that in PJ, an archery expert [Ming Yang] did mention: “an archer who is systematically wrong in aiming is better than a random archer, as a person who has a systematic error can be trained to be a consistent archer who has perfect shots.” So likewise, WL must be a talent in bowling as he is VERY consistent in taking down the corners! [haha] I shall give 3 examples out of the wholesome lot of awesomeness. [heh]

Example 1

(WL hits only pin 7 on the 1st try, and then hits only pin 10 on the 2nd try, perfect example)

[luck]

Example 2

(WL hits pins 7, 8,9,10 on the 1st try)

Jeff: WL ah, next one you just aim anywhere, you confirm gutter on the next try.

(WL gutters the 2nd try, since there isn’t any corner pins left) [wao!!]

Example 3

(WL hits pins 1 to 9 [amazingly], leaving only pin 10 on the 1st try)

Jeff: I go record the score’ 9 spare’ first, can save the trouble later.

WL: Anyhow only!

(WL spares on the 2nd try, saving Jeff the trouble to look at the screen for confirmation)

[Zz]

For some reason, after WL started to play, mine and Warren’s bowling balls started to curve towards the 2 corners, esp. the right side. [HAHAHAHA why ah!!] The objective also changed, from the original ‘whose score is more cui’ to ‘scoring lower than WL is very malu’. Luckily WL didn’t strike or spare a lot; otherwise even PH may have to bang his head on the wall. =/ after knowing WL for quite long, nobody actually discovered his true potential, someone should give him a prize! [farny]

wow took only 10mins to complete this exercise. note to self: take Jefferson's posts to analyse more often. blogging made easy.

And In Response

was looking through the net for some ideas to be copied and [intentionally] stumbled upon Jeff's post describing the happenings of the last outing.

below in light green are my response to his post.

Auspiciously late by about 20mins, which has nothing to do with girls / chio-bu [and definitely NOT “flirting / making love / doing something with chiobu at Novena -_-]
- me thinks that Jefferson is [trying to] copy my [weird] style of writing

I must say that the Rocher flavor tasted like Kinder Bueno chocolate; perhaps WL had the same thinking as me. =/
- actually i anyhow whack one sia!! how i know really taste like kinder bueno. i didnt even tasted it before.. =P

On the other side, WL is there shouting out my ‘car door never close properly’ mistake for the whole journey to Plaza Sing. Thanks ah!
- no la. i tot is totally nvr close the door

Watching Ted at Plaza Sing on a Saturday afternoon compared to Lot 1 on a weekday morning is just like comparing WL’s math standard and his PW idea of glass panels in the busy Thailand Floating market (Ok la bad analogy)
- WenLong's math standard : CHUI
- PW idea of glass panels : CHUI / ATAS

WL seemed to enjoy it more than PH, even though I expected the reverse to be true. Ah, oh well.
- wads tat suppose to mean?!!

... hear WL talking about his analysis of TY’s time on Facebook for many 24-hr periods
- huh wad did i exactly say? cant rmb

War and WL seemed to have trouble with the locker password system…? Luckily it didn’t ring off.
- got siren ah?!

... to the extent where WL was practically spamming by dragging the panels one after another
=P

did WL borrow a romance book?
- yup

On the train, WL suggested something about having a K-box / dance skills outing in future
- i did??!! did the coffee make me neurotic?!!
WL said that he can dance (woah that’s surprising!), and so I ask how the heck he knows / when he learn.
WL: Not difficult what. You can just nod your head (nods nods), with a few other simple moves and that can be called a dance already
- you gotta be kidding. i dont even have the slightest recollection of this part

A day when every thing is different from the original plan~!

A character of independence induces jealousy~ O_O

How hard is it to answer a simple question, or to understand a simple thing without asking a lot of irrelevant questions?

The awkward moment when somebody told you to do something and claimed it to be impossible when you had actually done it before... :D

Fail. Haix...

Self-confidence dropped by 1 degree.