Sunday, January 17, 2010

Found It!!

    Salary Theorem
    The less you know, the more you make.
    Proof:

    Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
    Postulate 2:
    Time is Money.
    As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
    And since
    Knowledge = Power and Time = Money
    It is therefore true that
    Knowledge = Work / Money .
    Solving for
    Money, we get:
    Money = Work / Knowledge
    Thus, as
    Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.